Feast your eyes on her succulent thighs — Scarlette’s a saucy dish who’s lost her way. Boy-yoy-yoing! Your eyes will pop out when you see what’s under her hood — getta load a that juicy rump! And say, what’s in the basket? Lucky wolfy! This sweet treat’s a tequila swiggin’, fast-livin’, hard-lovin’ dame, helplessly hooked on no-goodniks. Lily-livers need not inquire.