ACHTUNG! Frau Helga & Frauline Schmetterling ran the Berlin Joy Division right up until they had to leave the fatherland rather suddenly for Brazil. Perfectly preserved, these two redheaded she-wolfs are strict disciplinarians. Frau Helga’s health regimen includes bratwurst and kartafulsalat as well as goosestep-aerobics. Frauline Schmetterling amuses Frau Helga by stripping out of her dirndl while singing “Roll Out the Barrel.” Nowadays, you might find them at Sam’s Hoffbrau House, reliving their former days of glory. While their unparalleled beauty may tempt you to join them for a Jagermeister, DO NOT APPROACH THEM! NICHT!

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